THIS THRONE IS NOT VACANT!
This is I, your monarchist-reporter. It is with great concern, I report to you about the Quinn’s recent misfortune, it being actually a stomach upset, called by the medics in their idiom, gastroenteritis. The symptoms, I’m afraid, included - what is most unfortunate – again, in medical term, explosive diarrhea. Oh, boy! It is most unfortunate, indeed! But to end this...