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11 lat temu |
Re: @ooone |
A gdzie tam dobre - świetne! :) |
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11 lat temu |
Re: no i patrzcie ludzie... |
Kiedy ten komentarz jest całkiem zabawny. ;p |
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A gdyby tak... |
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11 lat temu |
A w kinie nocnym... |
Różowy Biedroń - thriller erotyczny.
;) |
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Dworaka telewizyjny program marzeń |
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11 lat temu |
Re: :) !!! |
;-))) ! |
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:) !!! |
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11 lat temu |
SG - no właśnie: |
a fe!
Co też Niektórym w święta po głowie chodzi... ;-) |
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OKdR - Stefan poleca Niepoprawnych.pl ! |
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11 lat temu |
AD |
Being careful is boring. ;) |
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11 lat temu |
Have a good one? Have a good day, Sir! |
He got his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
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11 lat temu |
Re: ooone: Yeah, Adam was just a |
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son. |
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11 lat temu |
AD |
Obawiam się, że regulamin tego nie zabrania...
możesz zgłosić naruszenie jedynie u źródła. ;-) |
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Podarujmy sobie odrobinę szowinizmu ;) |
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11 lat temu |
Marian, |
kurczę, trzymaj się jakoś. :( |
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Wypadek |
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